No one's gay for Moleman :(

In the song "Cure For Pain", Morphine's frontman Mark Sandman soulfully intones that when they find a cure for pain, that's the day he'll throw his drugs away. Seeing as he is now dead, this news comes a little late to help him down his road of recovery, but it's fascinating news nonetheless.

" As vulnerable as naked mole rats seem, researchers now find the hairless, bucktoothed rodents are invulnerable to the pain of acid and the sting of chili peppers."

The creature, pictured to the left, may hold the key to allowing we humans to finally realize our dreams of sticking our fists directly into open fires to toast marshmallows for our smores, chewing shards of broken glass, and fearlessly hammering in nails.

This new discovery also provides a boost for the theory of intelligent design, due to the fact that so benevolent is our God, that He, in His tender mercy, ensured that this ugly, ugly creature would never feel any pain resulting from the stinging insults the other animals direct towards him. Can I get an "Amen"?




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Listening to: Of Montreal - We Were Born the Mutants Again with Leafling
via FoxyTunes