Hell is rotoscoped
Has this ever been had this experience?
You're sitting there enjoying one of the many fine, substandard programs on offer from our great cultural unidirectional chumbucket we call TV, when you're visually accosted by this:
I HATE these GDMFing commercials...am I the only one who finds them disturbing to look at? This process of superimposing animation over film is called "rotoscoping". Can you say "rotoscoping"? Good, I knew you could!
It feels like my guts are slowly trying to turn inside out when I see these things. I literally will scramble across the room, dive across the couch for the remote and turn the TV right the eff off. You should see it - I pretty much look like that new James Bond dude in an intense action sequence.
While looking for this commercial on YouTube, I came across some interesting info: an entire film, A Scanner Darkly, was made utilizing this technology. Here's the trailer:
This, for some reason, is far less disturbing to me, which I find extremely odd given the fact that it subjects me to Keanu Reeves. Maybe it's all the other effects they use, maybe it's the fact the film is more of an artistic endeavor than just blatant, pornographic commercialism...I'm not sure.
And just because I feel that there is not enough YouTubery contained in this post, here's funnyman Jim Gaffigan talkin' 'bout some bacon:
5 Comments:
I have that reaction to the completely computer animated people in commercials and Polar Express- a film I will never watch.
When I was six I went to Disney World and I was horrified by the robotic people singing in the "It's a Small World" ride.
It's all like that- the digital robot zombies will get you!
Great post with many SSB gems, btw.
Thanks, AG.
I just noticed that my opening sentence in this post makes no sense...think I'll leave it though - I'll just pretend it's one of those "gems" you were speaking of.
The opening sentence confused me initially, but then I thought it was written like that because you were SO ANGRY about the commercial. Man, that commercial is unnecessary. What's the point in rotoscoping that? It adds NOTHING to the ad. That's just unnecessary use of technology.
doc - That's another thing that frustrates me...I'm usually totally in favor of unnecessary use of technology!
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